Ere! ave a laf.

[carlton23]

I had a mate who was terribly depressed and suicidal, so I pushed him under a steam train, He was highly chuffed to bits.

When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids. I took her out with one punch.

During last nights high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham Council said "We didn`t know anyone was living up there"

Policie in London have found a bomb ouside a Mosque.
They`ve told the public not to panic as they`ve managed to push it inside.

[marval]

HaHa lol

[No_Likey]

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