microwave

[suzie1]

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

[Androcles]

One day a blonde felt very hungry so she walked into the nearest building, went up to the counter and asked in a loud voice," CAN I PLEASE HAVE A CHEESE BURGER, FRIES AND A DIET COKE."

The lady at the counter said quietly, "Ma'am this is a library."

"Ohhhhh" "I'll have a cheese burger, fries, and a diet coke," the blonde whispered.

[marval]

Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?
A: In case they have to draw blood.