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One for Wednesday
Moshe Goldberg dies and his widow calls the local paper to insert an obituary notice, and they tell her it will be £5 per word.
Being frugal she says just insert "Goldberg dead"
The assistant informs her there is a minimum of 5 words and the total cost will be £25.
Not to waste money, she says please amend it to read "Goldberg dead, car for sale"
Being frugal she says just insert "Goldberg dead"
The assistant informs her there is a minimum of 5 words and the total cost will be £25.
Not to waste money, she says please amend it to read "Goldberg dead, car for sale"
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