Grand National

[Seafarer1966]

Here's a tip for the Grand National.

Creosote at 7/1 odds. It's good over fences.

[redman41]

He He ! But I'm not backing it ! :-)

[Seafarer1966]

My 11 year old daughter told me that one. Lol.

[mollykins]

meh?

[Everhelpful]

What about "Dusty Carpet"? Never been beaten. or "Spearmint Gum",although,no, that sticks to the rails.!!
I was going to back "Itchyfanny" but that's been scratched.!!

[marval]

My pony was going to enter, but it got a cold and is feeling a little hoarse.

[mollykins]

i get those two but the seafarers

[Orson_Carte]

Tip for the grand national ?

Ironing Board

Put your shirt on it.

[marval]

mollykins, Creosote is a product to paint fences with

[mollykins]

ahhhh

[Seafarer1966]

Molly...there's a spare place at my local university on the Phd course in Cognitive Physics....do you want me to put your name down?

[McMouse]

Horses are stable animals

[McMouse]

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

[marval]

HaHa McMouse

This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm sending him over."

The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one.

"Nith looking horth, can I see her mouth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nith mouth. Can I see her eyesth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes.

"OK, what about the earsth?" Now the owner is getting pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears.

"OK, finally, I'd like to see her Snag." With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's Snag, then pulls him out.

Shaking his head, the midget says, "Perhapth I should rephrase. I'd like to see her run!"

[Everhelpful]

Think the censor been at work,there marval!!

[marval]

I don't think so, it's the midget's speech impediment

[Everhelpful]

Sorry,marval,must be me,I just don't get it.

[marval]

Sorry Everhelpful, you are right it is not snag it should say twt (just add an A)

[Everhelpful]

That's more like it,marval,very funny.

[marval]

Thank you Everhelpful

[Everhelpful]

I'm trotting off now for a cup of coffee,marval,or should I say running.!!