A PMS GUIDE.

[bigfoot3000]

DANGEROUS: "What's for dinner?"
SAFER: "Can I help you with dinner?"
SAFEST: "Where would you like to go for dinner?"

DANGEROUS: "Are you wearing THAT?"
SAFER: "You look ok in brown."
SAFEST: "Wow! Look at you!"

DANGEROUS: "What are you so worked up about?"
Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other.

SAFER: "Could we be overreacting?"
SAFEST: "Here's fifty pounds."

DANGEROUS: "Should you be eating that?"
SAFER: "You know, we have salad left."
SAFEST: "Can I get you a glass of wine with that?"

DANGEROUS: "What did you DO all day?"
SAFER: "I hope you didn't overdo today."
SAFEST: "I've always loved you in that robe."

[bigfoot3000]

That came out sooo wrong! Lol.

[Gazza61]

I must remember some of these!! LOL

[bigfoot3000]

It should've been like this.

Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other.

DANGEROUS: "What's for dinner?"
SAFER: "Can I help you with dinner?"
SAFEST: "Where would you like to go for dinner?"

DANGEROUS: "Are you wearing THAT?"
SAFER: "You look ok in brown."
SAFEST: "Wow! Look at you!"

DANGEROUS: "What are you so worked up about?"
SAFER: "Could we be overreacting?"
SAFEST: "Here's fifty pounds."

DANGEROUS: "Should you be eating that?"
SAFER: "You know, we have salad left."
SAFEST: "Can I get you a glass of wine with that?"

DANGEROUS: "What did you DO all day?"
SAFER: "I hope you didn't overdo today."
SAFEST: "I've always loved you in that robe."

[wolf63]

The problem with men is that can't post a joke properly - you all do these things just to annoy us girls. Then you get upset when we strike out.

And to make it worse I have run out of chocolate - manybe I should send out for some. He'll probably get the wrong bloody stuff anyway.

Susan

[bigfoot3000]

Wolf these jokes are just our grown up equivalent of chasing you in the playground and pulling on your pigtails!

Regarding the chocolate, just give "Him" the order of the opposite of what you want and he'll get it wrong which then means he gets it right, if that makes any sense?

[marval]

13 Things PMS Stands For


1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect

[bigfoot3000]

Lol, marval we're making many female friends here I bet!

[marval]

We probably are, but I expect few men friends

[marval]

Why do women call it PMS?
Because mad cow disease was already taken!

[bigfoot3000]

Agreed!