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10 subtle ways to tell a man his fly is unzipped

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bigfoot3000 | 14:46 Tue 13th Apr 2010 | Jokes
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WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED



1. "The cucumber has left the salad."

2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out."

3. "Your soldier ain't so unknown now."

4. "Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells."

5. "Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!"

6. "Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod."

7. "You've got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary."

8. "You've got a security breach at Y-front city."

9. "I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?"

10. "Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis."
prev I were'nt joking when I said Ciggarettes stunts your growth guys! Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual "equipment."EEK!
  
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Zip it!
14:51 Tue 13th Apr 2010
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you´ve got egg on your chin
22:19 Tue 13th Apr 2010
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boys are out of the barracks - alan partridge line!
22:20 Tue 13th Apr 2010
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The stable door is open.
22:22 Tue 13th Apr 2010
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is that really your d!ck?
22:29 Tue 13th Apr 2010
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"your garage door is open"
"did you see the jaguar?"
"no I saw a mini with 2 flat tyres"
08:12 Wed 14th Apr 2010

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