just a little silly'un, I laughed anyway..♥

[Bobbisox]

GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO


A man and his wife were awoken at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,

standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife..

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk

[redman41]

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[atsgran]

Liked that, - made me laugh

[boxtops]

Lol bobbi, good 'un!

[Bobbisox]

hi you 3...it made me smile a bit ♥

[boxtops]

and not nasty bobbi, just likely!!

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha
I don't do nasty boxy...
leave that to the pros...♥

[boxtops]

Absolutely! PS I was in the town today and the UKIP guys are using Purple (and yellow) - I hid my allegiance....

[pericat]

That one got a laugh from the whole family - :-)))))

[Bobbisox]

hi Peri answered you in my morning thread pet, but I have had Ben since last night so had to entertain, he's gone out with Mum and Dad now...lol
Boxy I am gona do them for copywrite...just wait..lol