Let's have a whip round...

[NoMercy]

... and see if we can find some clothes for ChuckFickens.

Now remember, folks... he is a big boy, so only trousers with extra long legs and shirts with long arms would be apt. I'm a shortie, so I'll have to donate accessories. I have a beret and French scarf which would look fabulous on him.

Anyone else willing to donate?

[redman41]

Can you measure his inside leg for us NoMercy !!

[Bobbisox]

I think we should get him one of thos elephant pouches that the bloke on BGT had on...pmsl

[NoMercy]

Only if he showers and changes first, Red. I don't want to be within sniffing distance if he's really been wearing that green all-in-one for the last week.

[boxtops]

I liked the stag outfit last weekend. However - if we are going for the French look, je donnerai les oignons.

[NoMercy]

They simply have to drape over the handlebars, Boxy !

[ChuckFickens]

I liked the mankini, it gave a nice cupping feeling (though I did keep wanting to cough for some reason!)

[NoMercy]

What about the "cheesewire" effect?