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stokemaveric | 20:33 Mon 31st May 2010 | ChatterBank
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a dog walks into an ironmongers ''id like a job please'' he said to the owner...''we dont hire dogs why dont you try the circus?''...replied the owner of the shop...''the circus?? now what would the circus want a plumber for?'' replies the dog....sorry folks that the best i can come up with tonight...lol
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I dont get it. :-(
20:34 Mon 31st May 2010
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So sorry stoke! But totally lost on me!! ..........................
20:35 Mon 31st May 2010
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Hee hee, I like it!
20:35 Mon 31st May 2010
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I do get it (and it's funny)
20:37 Mon 31st May 2010
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Must be a little slow here! but I do not get it !............please explain stoke!..................
20:38 Mon 31st May 2010
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well the dog IS the plumber...oh well you cant please em all can you jno and sophie?? lol
20:39 Mon 31st May 2010
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sorry stoke! Just not my humour! still do not get it.................
20:44 Mon 31st May 2010
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lol sorry welsh....
20:45 Mon 31st May 2010
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Seems not stoke!
To the people who didn't get it-- the ironmonger suggests the circus because it's a talking dog but the dog doesn't see the fact that he can talk as unusual and is confused as to why his profession (i.e. plumbing) would be useful in a circus!
20:45 Mon 31st May 2010
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well put sophie...i couldnt have explained it better myself lol....
20:47 Mon 31st May 2010
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I thought that peple who claimed not to get it were having a laugh. The dog goes into the ironmonger's looking for a job as a plumber. The ironmonger does not know he is a plumber so suggests a job at the circus as a talking dog.
20:48 Mon 31st May 2010
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lol mike...
20:53 Mon 31st May 2010
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well, the people who did get it were having a laugh. Can't speak for those who didn't.
21:30 Mon 31st May 2010
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and having a laugh and a smile is the name of the game eh jno??? especially in these hard times...
21:34 Mon 31st May 2010
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Why would a plumber go to an ironmongers for a job?
21:52 Mon 31st May 2010
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because their loos were blocked?
21:53 Mon 31st May 2010
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Oh fine, replace ironmongers with bathroom fitters! Stop questioning a good joke people :o)
21:55 Mon 31st May 2010
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Looks like my irony has failed again.......damn!
21:57 Mon 31st May 2010
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Maybe you should have gone to an ironymonger?
21:57 Mon 31st May 2010

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