a misunderstanding

[piggynose]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma comes first. Den I come. Den two *** come together. I come once-a-more. Two ***, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time".

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine", retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives".

"Hey, coola down lady", said the man. "Who is talkin' abouta sexa? I'm justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Missisippi' ".

[TheOtherHalf]

Love it. Must try to remember it to pass on. Thanks