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The frisky parrot
A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative.
The parrot being a male sneaks out and screws the next door neighbor's turkey and rushes back home before being caught in the act.
The next door neighbor knocks on the door and explains what the parrot has been up to. The owner of the parrot reprimands him and tells him if he doesn't stop it he's going to shave the parrot's head.
That night the parrot, overcome with desire, sneaks out and screws his neighbor's turkey again. The next morning the owner ties the bird down and proceeds to shave his head.
The following morning is the Farmers daughters wedding, and in order to please the relative that gave them the parrot they sit the parrot on a piano and tell him for his punishment he has to greet all the guests and tell them where to sit in the church.
The parrot is doing fine. "Groom's side to the left and Bride's side to the right"
Then two bald guys walk in and he says, "Alright, you two turkey screwers up here on the piano with me.”
The parrot being a male sneaks out and screws the next door neighbor's turkey and rushes back home before being caught in the act.
The next door neighbor knocks on the door and explains what the parrot has been up to. The owner of the parrot reprimands him and tells him if he doesn't stop it he's going to shave the parrot's head.
That night the parrot, overcome with desire, sneaks out and screws his neighbor's turkey again. The next morning the owner ties the bird down and proceeds to shave his head.
The following morning is the Farmers daughters wedding, and in order to please the relative that gave them the parrot they sit the parrot on a piano and tell him for his punishment he has to greet all the guests and tell them where to sit in the church.
The parrot is doing fine. "Groom's side to the left and Bride's side to the right"
Then two bald guys walk in and he says, "Alright, you two turkey screwers up here on the piano with me.”
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About as ancient as the following parrot joke:
A man owns a parrot. The parrot is always playing practical jokes on his owner. One day the owner comes home to find that the parrot has ordered three tons of coal delivered on the living room floor. The owner is so angry he grabs a hammer and nails and crucifies the parrot to the wall.
After a while the parrot comes to and sees a crucifix of Jesus on the Cross near him on the wall. The parrot says.....oi mate.....how long you been here?
Jesus answers.....2000 years my son..
The parrot says....what the hell did YOU do!
A man owns a parrot. The parrot is always playing practical jokes on his owner. One day the owner comes home to find that the parrot has ordered three tons of coal delivered on the living room floor. The owner is so angry he grabs a hammer and nails and crucifies the parrot to the wall.
After a while the parrot comes to and sees a crucifix of Jesus on the Cross near him on the wall. The parrot says.....oi mate.....how long you been here?
Jesus answers.....2000 years my son..
The parrot says....what the hell did YOU do!
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