Irish Joke

[Ian1]

Paddy and Murphy were walking down a street in London . Paddy happened to
look in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught
his eye. The sign said "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers
£2.50 per pair."

Paddy said to Murphy, "Look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when
we get back to Ireland , we could make a fortune. Now when
we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking
'cos if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us.
I'll speak in my best English accent."

In they went and Paddy said in his finest English accent, "I'll take 50 of
your suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each and 50
pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll back up my truck and..."

The owner of the shop interrupted, "You're from Ireland , aren't you?"

"Well ..... yes, How did one know that ?"

The owner said, "This is a dry cleaners."

[piggynose]

its the way you tell em

lol