Food poisoning

[puternut]

Just resived a text from my friend. It Read

"Hi, I'm in the hospital,

Don't panic though, I've poisoned myself. I ate what I thought was an onion but it was a daffodil bulb.

I'll be out in the spring."

[Count-A-Strong]

I can just hear Tommy Cooper saying that one. LOL.

[marval]

Good one

[piggynose]

or even basil brush, bummm bummmm

[askyourgran]

Feeling a little crocus