and the barman says 'we don't serve infectious diseases in this bar.' The infectious disease says, 'well, you're a not a very good host.'
A room-temperature super conductor walks into a bar and the barman says 'we don't serve room-temperature super conductors in this bar.' So, the room-temperature super conductor leaves without putting up any resistance.
A neutrino walks into a bar and the barman says 'we don't serve neutrinos in this bar.' The neutrino says, 'that's ok - i was just passing through'.
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar................ and doesn't.
OIC - sorry : those were supposed to be 'sound effects' representing the sound of wind, an old church bell imagined after a joke falls flat - you obviously don't watch Shooting Stars.
A BRAIN and a pair of jump leads walk into a bar. The jump leads take a seat and the brain gets the round in, but the bartender refuses to serve the brain.
"How come?" says the brain.
"Well," replies the bartender, "you're out of your head and your mate looks like he's gonna start something."
A neutrino (small neutral one) is an elementary particle that usually travels close to the speed of light, is electrically neutral, and is able to pass through ordinary matter almost undisturbed. This makes neutrinos extremely difficult to detect
hi sophie, i can't take any credit for them. theres loads of 'em on jupiterscientific.co.uk. i'd love to say they were mine..... i know it's blatant plaigarism but i thought i'd share them
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