My girlfriend has just found out that she's

[PokerMan]

adopted. She's devastated and keeps asking 'why didn't they want me?' I comforted her and after a while, still crying, she asked me to make love to her, which led to more tears.

Upon reflection, taking her from behind and shouting 'who's the daddy' probably wasn't the best thing to do

[joeluke]

At last pokerman, a proper joke that ordinary people understand.....I like it, well done

[PokerMan]

i thought you'd like it lol

[piggynose]

i concur

[cojones]

sick and totally unfunny

[snags]

Funny...

[PokerMan]

sick????? it's a joke!!!!!! there are no boundaries where jokes are concerned. that's my opinion and you're quite welcome to yours. we shall have to agree to differ. please don't read any more posts from me as an unfunny joke can sometimes offend / hit a raw nerve.

sorry for posting it!!

[Seafarer1966]

Cojones I consider your name on here to be utterley reprehensible sir. Calling yourself after the Spanish word for testicles is cheap, crass, and smacks of schoolboy behaviour. As we speak I am drafting a letter to my Member of Parliament.

Lol! It's a joke mate!

If you want sick I had this one text to me the other day:

A man was caught masturbating using his friends sisters panties. His friend went crazy about it. Ok she was wearing them at the time, that's bad. It put a damper on her funeral actually.

[Bbbananas]

I thought it was funny. And I'm adopted (abandoned as a baby on the pavement outside the council offices)

[lumination]

lol! very good

[berniecuddles]

i am PMSL LOL brill!!!!!

[lotsafun]

i thought it was funny, i would pass it on too but it wouldnt sound right coming from a woman