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BertiWooster | 10:04 Mon 23rd Aug 2010 | Society & Culture
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What are your husband's /wife's /partner's annoying habits ?
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She has none being a paragon of virtue and the habit of looking at my AB posts.
The fact that he won't pay to divorce me cos he's too tight.
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Smoking and being indecisive
shes got dodgy knees
wasn't he a Greek Philosopher ?
The present Mrs Hughes has two minor irritations - both connected -

she will converse with me when I am in another room / another part of the house, so i can hear her talking, but not what she is saying.

She will call me from elsewhere, and by the time I have moved into an area where she can hear me when I reply, say five-ten seconds, she will have called at least twice more.

No biggie - not compared with what she would list for me - she'd be here all day!
slamming down the toilet seat
blowing his nose loudly
brushing his teeth in the kitchen
generally just being noisy
going to be early and switching off the lamp so I have to read by torchlight when I come to bed

He does have some good points as well ;o)
her filthy smoking
sleeping within 1/2 hr after begging for me to put on a dvd
over-obsessive cleaning
drinking the glass of beer i just poured after refusing
Putting the television on when we are in bed, leaving it on and sleeping on the controls.

Having bouts (only bouts) of fastidious tidiness so that I get some clean clothes out to put on when I get out of the shower and by the time I have showered, the clean clothes have gone.

The most irritating is his terrible memory. I can tell him something and 10 minutes later he has forgotten the conversation.

Oh and he is a TERRIBLE driver for road rage. Not only that, he is a terrible passenger. Last time I drove I ended up stopping the car, getting out and yelling "one more Fluffing word from you and I shall never drive this car again".

Interrupting me is also bloody annoying.

But I love him all the same.
He breathes.
he talks about his business non stop.
and he takes offence to the smallest things.
Farting on me and thinking it's hilarious...

Can't stay still...even when asleep.
I'd comment but his list for me would be a lot longer... ;0)
hahahaha poor ummmm! mind you its happened to me a couple of times. i dont undertsand why they think its so funny?!?!
Why do their farts amuse them so much?

Mine is extremely pleased if they are long ones and overjoyed if they are multi-toned in sound. Anyone would think he was in his teens, the silly sod is 40!
You're lucky...mine does it daily.

He likes the look of disgust on my face....

Some of the things he does are really gross...so gross you can't help but laugh.
hahahaha. yeah i know! he will be all snuggled up watching a film with me and then i see him smile then just fart, i mean, i know you cant hold it in but at least try and make it a silent one! then he does a childish giggle. the odd time ive had him wooft it towards me.
more gross than him sticking his finger in your belly button and then licking it to see how you would react... he is 27 btw lol
He ate my scab...

Peed on me while I was brushing my teeth...

Picks his nose and wipes it on me...

Pinned me down and dribbled in my face...

Threw the cat at me when I was in the bath...

Take off his dirty socks and hold them to my nose when I'm not aware...

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