A woman on her deathbed called her husband and asked him 2 open a box from under the bed. Inside he found 3 eggs and £7000 in cash 'What's the eggs for?' Asks the husband. She replies 'everytime we had crap sex I would put an egg in the box' 'Not bad' says the husband '3 eggs in 35 years, and the cash?' he asks. 'Everytime I got a dozen I sold them'