SICK JOKE

[laurababy]

A DAY ON THE SICK

An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning:
"I'm sorry, but I'll not be able to come in today as I'm too sick."

On hearing this his exasperated boss could barely conceal his anger and retorted in a rage:
"well, just how sick are you?"

"Well" the employee sighed, "I'm in bed with my sister!"

[daftgrandad]

Sorry laura,but the title sums it up perfectly.
Should have added "Very"

[China Doll]

<Snigger>

[lindylou16]

OK "very"

A 13 year old Belgian girl wrote to the advice column of a Teenager's magazine.

I am 13 years old and still a virgin, is my Dad queer?