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[lindylou16]

A Yorkshire man walks in to a chemist and asks for some arse cream

To which the chemist replys "magnum or cornetto?"

[Count-A-Strong]

Not all Yorkshire people talk like that. The joke works better if you say 'a man from South Yorkshire, or more precisely, Barnsley.

[craft1948]

Ignore Count.........they're too tight in Barnsley to buy arse cream...

[squarebear]

A rich bloke from Barnsley goes to the jewellers and says "Can tha mek us a gold statue o mi dog?"
The jeweller replies "Duz tha want it 18 carat?"
The bloke say "No, chewin a bone yer daft git!"

[ChuckFickens]

Why is it not elbow cream?

[Count-A-Strong]

LOL craft. Funnier than the joke!

[craft1948]

don't be daft Chuck....it would lose the 'joke' then.....

[craft1948]

Count I once won the ladies singles title at the Yorkshire Civil Service championships and was told I would be partnering this guy from Barnsley in the national championships.............I couldn't understand a bloody word he said...

[marval]

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."

[piggynose]

looks like only you chuck are awake. as its very unusual to see "ar5e" here without it being replaced by elbow. the ed must be at the snooty fox again

[Marijn]

Arse is ok now. It's not in the swear filter.