The Pope

[Answerprancer]

...has advised that the Vatican City entry to the Eurovision Song Contest "I Can't Get No Contraception" be cancelled as he's told them to pull out at the last minute.

[MarkRae]

Dearie me - lifted directly from "Not the Nine O'Clock News"...

[Answerprancer]

:-p
I knew someone would spot it ;-)

[Answerprancer]

Be honest though - was that from memory or did you both go off to see if I'd nicked it from somewhere ?

[Answerprancer]

Mine was from memory :)

[MarkRae]

Mine too, and I'm pretty sure it was Mel Smith who read it...

[ELVIS68]

It was Gerald the Gorilla

[Answerprancer]

He bloody does eat daffodils !

[Answerprancer]

I think you're right Mark, Pam did the American Express ad (..would you like to rub my t!ts too?) :-)