so silly it good..;-0)

[Bobbisox]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"






The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."

[Jan1957]

Ha ha Bobbi. I like it. :-()

[mccfluff]

*head in hands* :-)

[NoMercy]

Remind me later to tell you the one about the green squid ! lol

[Iinvisible]

*groan*.....that's so siimple...and yet so brilliant! lol

[Bobbisox]

you are suppiosed to groannnnnnnnnnnn Fluffso..:-0)
Hi Jan and NM x

[Bobbisox]

Hi S.i (Vis)
are you well

[paddywak]

Nice one bobbi, I'll even forgive you for taking the Fosters out of ny name

[Bobbisox]

still love the dawgie tho, he's like poor belated Clyde from Emmerdale Paddy ;-0(

[jubieanna]

lol good one :-)))

[Bobbisox]

a simple daft one jubi, brings on a smile without smut..eh? ;-0)))

[jubieanna]

yeh i love a good joke. my dad was always telling them stupid ones like

moses went to mount olive and popeye hit him :-)

[jubieanna]

oops sorry bobbi a bit of smut crept in lol

[mike11111]

And th Lord said unto Moses, "Come forth!" but he only came fifth so didn't get a prize.

[jubieanna]

ha ha mike :-)

[yogi-bear]

Thanks Mike...............

Brilliant and another great ditty from Boobi's.......she has class, that wee geordie lass :0)

Goodnight to you and sleep well, my good man :0)

[slinky.kate]

just read your joke from september,i love it.

[slinky.kate]

i love it.