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devil99 | 10:43 Fri 08th Oct 2010 | Jokes
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A wife goes to the docs with her hubby for a check-up, afterwards the doc calls the wife back into the room alone " your hubby is suffering from stress if you don't have sex with him 3 times a week and give him oral sex,or cook him a fantastic meal everynight, i'm afraid he will die, if you do this he will make a full recoveryin a few years"
On the way home the hubby asks " what did he say to you?"
Wife replys " you're going to die"
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OMG, that is sooo ancient! The last time I heard it it was about two blokes in the Australian outback, where one was bitten on the backside by a venomous snake. His mate radioed the Flying Doctor who told him to suck the poison out. Same punchline.
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:-( i don't know any others!! lol
well i laffed anyway x
I prefer the snake version
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Thankyou bernie!! don't think i'll give up my day job tho haha x
If you think old jokes shouldn't be repeated, how will young people ever hear them? :-)
lol If anyone has a totally new joke, please share it.

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