Family Planning......

[craft1948]

The man at the bar looked into his pint and sighed heavily. "What's up Dave?" asked the landlord, "it's not like you to be so down in the mouth"

"It's my four year old son, the little barstard has got our 16 year old neighbour pregnant."

"Get away that's impossible" said the landlord.

"It's not" said the man "the little barstard stuck a pin in all my condoms!"

[China Doll]

Lmao.... Excellent :c)

[marval]

lol