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[lindylou16]

What's a riot?
Three dyslexics.

Tip top.
Never take advice from dyslexics.

Two Dyslexics working in a kitchen.
The first says, "Can you smell Gas?"
The second replies, "I can't even smell my own name!"

[dnaan]

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