A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let
her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without
fear and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most
intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in
the room and will
enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No, wait!
Sorry, I'm thinking of wine. That's what wine does.
Never mind!
I'm allergic to cats. I did once take a cheese and pickle sandwich to bed. I've no recollection of actually making said sandwich, but woke up to find it on my pillow, minus a bite..
lol and I have absolutely no recollection whatsoever of Saturday night - were it not for the fact that people keep phoning me to see if I am OK (had a bit of an accident with my head and a concrete block!).
Actually though, your argument has merits - cats can't make tea. Yet.