Rustling in the Bushes!

Jemisa | 20:32 Mon 18th Oct 2010 | Jokes

4 Answers

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There are two statues in a park;

One of a nude man and one of a nude
woman. They had been facing each other
across a pathway for a hundred years,
when one day an angel comes down from
the sky and, with a single gesture, brings
the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being
so patient through a hundred blazing
summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they
go running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes
rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of
breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?'
He asks her 'Shall we?'

She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions.

This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and
you Sugar on its head.'
--AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????

jem