Fight in Tesco's

[BertiWooster]

I was attacked by a man with a bottle of milk and a packet of cheese , in Tesco's the other day .




How dairy

[McMouse]

Groan........

[bibblebub]

cheesey

[tanny22]

milk tray

[bibblebub]

yoghurt to be joking

[marval]

Who did you cream this joke off

[squarebear]

I saw a couple in Tesco wrapped up in a barcode.
I said, "Are you two an item?"

[lindylou16]

I was outside Tesco yesterday when a woman came out with her arms full of shopping. Suddenly a big gust of wind blew her skirt up, showing she was not wearing any underwear.

Dropping all the bags in an attempt to cover herself up, she looked at me and angrily said, "you're certainly no gentleman"

"That's funny," I replied, "I was thinking exactly the same thing." .