Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... “Will you marry me?”
The Princess said “NO!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles,
and went fishing, and hunting, and played golf,
and dated women half his age, and drank beer, and scotch
and had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up .
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... “Will you marry me?”
The Princess said “NO!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles,
and went clubbing and cottaging, and shopping for nice clothes,
and dated men half his age, and drank vodka, and creme de menthe,
and had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up .
And the princess set up a PR business....trading on her Royal ex staus...sold it married a millionaire and thought bl00dy hell that was a lucky escape when she met the overweight boring prince at a charity ball 5 years later