Jedward and Wayne Rooney

[starone]

I suppose my question is really two questions, but what the heck. I've been sitting here pondering (don't ask) how can someone with such a lack of talent as Jedward be making so much money (and why can't I have some of it)? Second part of question How can Wayne Rooney make so much money and do nothing for it? And (perhaps this is part three) How can the football club afford to pay him so much? Someone out there must have a theory of how this can happen. Naturally I am hoping to take advantage of it!

[craft1948]

Well as long as you don't mind a) looking like a prat or b) playing like a prat you might be in there...............

[dotty.]

so, jedward make all their money by doing nothing and noone paying them to do nothing? Nope that can't be it, maybe they are doing something that people are willing to pay them to do? Could be a plan,

[starone]

Yes, but what is it, dotty? And craft, or can I call you crafty? why do people want to see them looking and playing like prats? Perhaps I should join a psychology class then perhaps I would understand, instead of sitting here cogitating (don't ask again)

[milly143]

I very much doubt Jedward actually have any money. It is more likely that everything they have is paid for by their management company.

[Arksided]

as much as jedward annoy me, they do seem to work hard (remember chantelle from big Brother) now she seems to have done nothing but be a C-lebrity and raking it in also..?

As for wazza, just a dip in form he does have talent though. The supporters of the club pay his wages and like to see the team do well.

Can't you sing or dance.... X Factor for you... Can't you play Football? me either sigh!

[starone]

I know, I know, Arksided. You are perfectly right. I cannot do anything, sing, dance, or play football - utterly useless, me. And I don't think I could be bothered rushing about here, there and everywhere, so I shall just have to shut up and do what I like, which is sitting here reading Chatterbank.

[cazzz1975]

do you have a link for the jedward making loads of money story?

[dotty.]

I love watching Jeward and Jack Dee is the spawn of the devil, but I have never spent any actual money on them in any way except my TV license, they are good value for money in that respect lol

[craft1948]

I can't watch Jedward without getting an uncontrollable urge to smack them.....

[scotman]

It's called 'market forces'

[whiskeryron]

I have said this before( & at the risk of somebody saying stop saying it again) I will say it once more, start paying guys who kick a ball about, a reasonable,less exorbitant wage & use some of the obvious spare cash that clubs are throwing about to help to get this country out of the mess it's in.