Bride

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A new bride of a few days is talking to her mother, she said John is very sexy mom he's always after me, yesterday I was bent over getting something out of the freezer & he grabbed me from behind, her mother said give him a few days & he'll settle down she said but mom we were in Iceland at the time.

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A better punchline IMHO from the original joke in circa 1967 is, "..but we've been banned from Sainsbury's"