Faux Pas

[DEN53]

Reading Salla's funny faux pas made me remember, a few years ago I was working for a Chartered Surveyor - there was a woman in the Accounts Office who really fancied him (he was nothing to look at) - he was married as was she. At the Christmas office dinner & dance, they danced the night away, she clung to him for dear life.

Anyway, after one too many drinks, I blurted out 'thats what you were doing, staying late after work, you were both practising your dance moves, (to which they both smiled and thought they were the bees knees) and we all thought he was sh**gging you over the desk' - there was a deathly silence - I am not good with drink !!

[slinky.kate]

ha ha ha ,good one.i say things like that for real,i just blurt it out without thinking.

[Count-A-Strong]

Den, that's a classic.

[mccfluff]

so what happened after the silence?

[craft1948]

Love it den......I cringe when I think of the things I've blurted out at office parties.

[society]

I could just imagine, they also wished the floor would open so they could fall in....

[dustypuss]

Iv never been to a office party :-(

So if any body want to send me a invite to one it would be most appreciated .

I can be a right @rsholel with a few beers in me

[DEN53]

Fluffy - after I had said my 'party piece', I sat down at the table, where the others were, they were all winking at me, and I know everybody thought it, but were scared to say anything. The woman from Accounts took it as a compliment, she was beaming from ear to ear.

It was only afterwards, I realised why the others were winking at me - not in agreement, but to bring my attention to the fact that 'Mrs. Boss' was standing over by the door waiting to drive my boss home and had heard everything I had said.

[mccfluff]

ooooo, bet the drive home was a good one!

Dusty come to mine we're going out for lunch tomorrow, exciting eh...

[Invictas]

Bang goes your new job as UK Ambassador to the UN!