Never choke in a pub in Ireland

[JustChillin]

Never choke in a pub in Ireland



Two Irish men walk into a pub. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their poteen operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the Irish men looks at her and says, 'Can you swallow?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Can you breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The Irish man walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her underwear and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe

again The Irishman walks slowly back to the bar.

His friend says, 'You know, I'd heard of that there

'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never saw anyone do it!'

[jd_here]

well worth a titter!

[piggynose]

ha ha

[mibn2cweus]

A good Christian lass woulda turned the other cheek.