Yet another pearly gates

[Hopkirk]

Two scousers arrive at the pearly gates, but argue with St Peter that they shouldn't be there yet.

Eventually St Peter agrees to go and speak to God, to check if they were actually due.

He goes back to see them, but is back with God in no time.

St Peter says "They've gone"

"What, the scousers?", replies God

"No" he says, "The pearly gates, they've gone"

[jaydah]

they've nicked my joke as well - OOO !!