Two Cannibals

[jd_1984]

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get
something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's
one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even
feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.

The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."


"Why not?" asked the son.



"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."

[Jemisa]

Shouldn't this be in 'Jokes'?

ED told me off for posting a joke in here. but 4/10 for that one.

[steg]

What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend?



Wiped his bummmmm

[jd_1984]

Yeah it should be, will expect slap on wrist! And I thought 6/10 was fair.

[JonnyBoy12]

What did one cannibal say to the other as they were eating a clown?

"Does this taste funny to you?"


Why do cannibals always throw up after eating missionarys?

Because you can't keep a good man down!

[Jemisa]

jd, -- Mmmm! 5 perhaps.

[marval]

It is in jokes, by someone else