A Perfect Pair!

[Jemisa]

An Old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman
with perfect breasts.


He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for £100?"

"Are you nuts?!" she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for £1,000?" he asks again.


"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her again, "Would you let me bite your
breasts - just once - for £10,000?!"



She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, £10,000... Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.

As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.



The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'



"Nah," says the little old Jewish man... "Costs too much!"

[oscarina]

Very good ! Jewish man takes a heart attack in the public toilets, dies and on his headstone has the inscription Here I die broken hearted spent a penny and only farted!

[Jemisa]

oscarina - That brings back memories for me, that was one of the first jokes my old dad told us as kids. awww!

jem

[heathfield]

Yep, Jemisa. When I was a young lad, there was hardly a public toilet door in the land that didn't have that inscription written on it!