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DTCwordfan | 19:17 Tue 18th Jan 2011 | Jokes
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To welcome our new adviser on insurance matters to the site!


A widow went to the hospital because she was very sick. After some testing a doctor told her, "There is no easy way to say this. You will only live another four months."

The woman lowered her head and didn’t speak for a moment. She then asked "what am I going do?"

The doctor said, "Marry an insurance sales man."

"Will that help me live longer?" she replied

“No, but it will seem longer."
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Avatar Image mxyzptlk
Didn't find it funny for any other occupation either!
12:39 Wed 19th Jan 2011
Avatar Image Everhelpful
Sorry,Don't get it.
12:45 Wed 19th Jan 2011
Avatar Image ummmm
I think it's meant that insurance sale men are so boring it would feel like she was living longer.
12:46 Wed 19th Jan 2011
Avatar Image Gazza61
It's just a variation on the following joke:-

I was worried about my health so I went to see the doctor.
"Doctor, if I give up Drinking, Smoking and Sex - will I live longer ?"

"No.........but it will seem like longer !!!!"
13:06 Wed 19th Jan 2011

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