I work as a Barman,

[Groupie]

and for a while now i have been worried as i'm always hearing voices at work even though there is no one there.

To try and figure out what has been happening to me i went to the Doctor's and told him my about my problem.

The Doctor gave me a full checkup and even took some X-rays,but he couldn't find anything that could cause the symptoms i have been experiencing. "What job do you do?" he asked suddenly. "I'm a Barman." i replied."

Well that explains it" said the Doctor "It's just the beer talking

[NazNomad]

I have the same problem, except sometimes it's the beer typing.