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Jemisa | 22:45 Wed 19th Jan 2011 | Jokes
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Why Italians pass their handguns down through the family.

An old Italian man is dying.


He calls his grandson to his bedside... " ***, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.

Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man...

Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
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He should have asked for both the watch and the gun. Then he could have said, "Your time's up, BANG!!"
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Good Thinking Mike!
Good one Jemisa! :-D

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