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I found a woman's naked body in the bushes last night.........

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lesblue | 14:24 Fri 21st Jan 2011 | Jokes
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When I reported it to the police, the copper asked "how did you find the body?"
"Well", I replied, "The t!ts were OK, but the ar$e was a bit large!!"
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Avatar Image NazNomad
Uncool
14:25 Fri 21st Jan 2011
Avatar Image razza
Uuuurgh
14:26 Fri 21st Jan 2011
Avatar Image lumination
hahahahahaha!

the replies are funny too
14:28 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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LOL LOL
14:31 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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in light of the present investigation. not quite suitable. only my opinion.
14:34 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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Avatar Image snags
Well I am able to see it for what it is... a joke... and I laughed. Out loud.
14:38 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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...what investigation?
14:38 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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<Chuckles>
14:38 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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No, sorry not one of your better ones lesblue.
14:39 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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Avatar Image lumination
people? what investigation? lol
14:40 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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Lum... you're better off not knowing... enjoying the sun... eat a Pad Thai and knock back a couple of ice cold Singhas...
14:43 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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are Singhas the locals?
14:45 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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hahaha. and i am eating pad tai, infact i just finished. had to find somewhere with electric so i can charge this netbook thingy... its dark...mozzies are coming out to find me.
ok i wont ask...
14:56 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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lumi - you wouldn't know - this one (young woman found dead at the side of the road on Christmas Day) http://www.bbc.co.uk/...land-bristol-12238262
14:58 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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Oooops......didn't mean to upset anybody.
Just pleased I didn't post the one about Prince Philip and Kate Middleton now ha ha
16:00 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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o there was near a whole thread about dead baby 'jokes' just last week so I wouldnt worry les......
16:04 Fri 21st Jan 2011

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