AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

[funnygirl]

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated & bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice, & with an Irish brogue yelled,
'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up & down, & squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers & then picked up her winnings & her clothes & quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

[askyourgran]

Hahah don't think I'd get away with that nowadays.

[piggynose]

not so dumb, eh?