Doormat inscriptions

[Headbanger]

Here are some doormat inscriptions:

Not YOU again!
Come back again with a warrant
Our dog is not a biter, he's a humper
Nice underwear!
Go away (come back with wine)
Please stay on the mat. Your visit is important to us.Your knock will be answered as soon as somebody becomes available.

[Twirls]

Love the last one!

[Headbanger]

Me too. I wonder if you can get a door mat with that on.

[marval]

Here are some more.

An angry faced dog saying,THIS IS NOT A JOKE: If you ever want to see these people again, bring me a 5lb rib roast in a plain brown paper bag
Ask not for whom the dog barks, it barks for thee.
Ring door bell and run, the dog needs exercise!
We serve only expensive wines, did you bring any?
It's beer:30. You are right on time!
Don't make me come out there! - Dog
Dog is hiding in the bushes behind you! He knows you're here, act as if nothing has happened!
Please stay on the mat. Your knock will be answered in the order in which it was received.
Never drink alone, ring the doorbell!
Our dog is fluent in English, Afghan, Pekingese, Maltese, Pomeranian and has a fairly good grasp of bull Shih Tzu.
Take one step back, explosively affectionate dog inside!
We'd invite you in, but our life is already a mess!
Pardon the condition of the lawns. We are not raising grass, we are raising babies!
Leave it to the in-laws to arrive uninvited!
If you are still standing here after 4 hours, seek immediate medical attention as you potentially are a moron!
Our family...not estranged, just strange!!!
Our other home is wherever we roam!
Yes we have a doorbell but our dog is very fond of knockers!
I'm not your doormat!
Oh Sugar...not you again!!!
Got Beer? No...then go away!!!
My name is Mat...Door Mat!
My house, love it or leave it!!!
Enter at your own risk!