Dog food

[piggynose]

Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of me and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now
enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter and a car hit me.

[anneasquith]

excellent,,lol

[bld767]

I wish I'd been in the same checkout queue! I was in Waitrose a couple of months ago and had finished my shopping, and was waiting for my OH to get the car as it was raining quite hard, and this Waitrose has a lobby where you can get scanners and there are toilets there; there were about 6 of us there. One was a man who had an absolutely sweet little dog with him, some sort of spaniel cross I think. Anyway this woman came out of W'rose, saw the dog and exclaimed very loudly "Oh isn't it lovely, what a darling animal! What is it, you simply must tell me!" and the man, with an absolutely straight face said "A dog!!" well, you probably had to be there to appreciate it fully, but all of us who had heard this where in absolute fits of laughter, and I had to say the poor woman looked really embarrassed! It actually turned out to be a rescue dog, so breed was unknown. Anyway it gave me a laugh for the day!

[NazNomad]

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Still funny though. :-))

[garner]

lol that has made my day,what a laugh that gave us.thanks piggynose.

[Meg]

Super pmslxx

[AmandaReynoldss]

LOL! that's hilarious!

[jomifl]

Thanks Piggy.. We used to buy dog food to feed the fox that lived in the copse at the back of our garden, he wasn't very bright though he was a good father. The link below might work..
http://www.youtube.co...ailpage&v=APuRPbcC_20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=APuRPbcC_20

[yelenots]

That made me laugh and after the day I've had I needed a giggle :)

[luckyboy]

Lol

It was probably a way of her to engage in conversation, it often happens in supermarkets, me and the mrs was looking at the air freshners in tescos recently when a elderly lady approached us and within a minute was telling us her whole life story.