Ireland Water Shortage.....

[jrtv]

Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have
announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8..........................

[ummmm]

That's quite old now.....

[mrs_overall]

I've not heard that one before - I like it!

[Sqad]

I like it too.

[Bbbananas]

I've not heard it either, and yes I like it also !

[sandyRoe]

But there's no water shortage here. I don't get it...

[puternut]

Other water related 'jokes'

Ireland has found a way to overcome the shortage of water. As the precious liquid is pumped down the mains they get pure water and then diluting it.

Why do Irish pubs not serve ice? they have lost the recipe

[supersuezy24]

I don't get it

[Bbbananas]

Bless ya suzey x
(Are you Irish?)

[gingejbee]

The idea of diluting water sounds like a joke but it does happen in the water supply industry.

[supersuezy24]

Yup Salla

[starone]

Suezy - just substitute England for Ireland and London for Dublin. The joke will than stay the same.