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This really ugly woman goes to see her doctor,

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Groupie | 18:50 Mon 07th Mar 2011 | Jokes
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severely depressed and suicidal.

"Doc, I can't stand it any more," she says. "No-one will look at me, touch me or kiss me. Can you help me at all?" she asks.

The doctor replies, "Sure, just lie down over there on the couch first. Face down, please."
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No offence but these really aren't very good
18:51 Mon 07th Mar 2011
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. except ABers
18:53 Mon 07th Mar 2011
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And he's ↑↑ being polite.
18:54 Mon 07th Mar 2011
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That one has just gone flat
18:58 Mon 07th Mar 2011

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