What is it?

[marval]

This old mountain woman was going to see a real doctor for the first time in her life. After the exam , the doctor tells her to go home and come back in two days with a specimen.

When she gets home she asks her husband what a specimen is. He say's hell I don't know, go up the hill and ask old lady wheeler, she knows somebody who went to a real doctor one time.

The wife heads up the hill, then a few hours later comes back with a black eye, busted lip, and using a stick for a cane. The husband said , what happened to you?

She said well I stepped up on old lady wheeler's porch and asked her what a specimen was, she told me to go p!iss in a jar, so i told her to go fart in a jug, and all hell broke loose!

[squarebear]

Hehe! not bad