Cake

[marval]

A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says, “Put ‘You’re not getting older,’ at the top and ‘You’re getting better’ at the bottom.”

When the wife opened the box, the entire party looked at the message decorated on the cake in horror.

“You’re not getting older at the top, You’re getting better at the bottom.”