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How's Your Feng Shui ?
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Apparently my Feng Shui ...
("fong shoooay", I'm told) ... duuh!
... is all wrong.
Sofas should back on to a wall.
Yes, really. Well ... apparently.
So my furniture is in the middle of the room.
And I don't have a sofa facing the door.
Is this to do with psychic lines, or something?
Or because a baddie could sneak up behind me on the sofa, and murder me?
Or is it all total poop?
I have a big plant behind one sofa ... a "prayer plant" or some such.
Maybe the baddie would hide behind the plant, before murdering me.
I must get a book on "fong shooooooayyy" ... before I am murdered.
Are you any more comfortable with your furniture arrangements?
Or maybe you're an expert on Feng Whotnot !!
("fong shoooay", I'm told) ... duuh!
... is all wrong.
Sofas should back on to a wall.
Yes, really. Well ... apparently.
So my furniture is in the middle of the room.
And I don't have a sofa facing the door.
Is this to do with psychic lines, or something?
Or because a baddie could sneak up behind me on the sofa, and murder me?
Or is it all total poop?
I have a big plant behind one sofa ... a "prayer plant" or some such.
Maybe the baddie would hide behind the plant, before murdering me.
I must get a book on "fong shooooooayyy" ... before I am murdered.
Are you any more comfortable with your furniture arrangements?
Or maybe you're an expert on Feng Whotnot !!
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I have a nice balcony, Mopsy. It was one of the things I most like about the flat.
I have a big gas barbecue on my balcony, and some garden furniture, and I put up a gazebo when people come over.
I tie it down with cable ties. I'd find it awkward if it blew off and killed a pedestrian. Unless they were a day tripper down from London, in which case it wouldn't be too big an issue, except it might get broken.
Sassy ...I think 10 Downing Street should follow your example. Yellow, instead of black, would make everyone feel cheerful as they went into Cabinet meetings.
I have a big gas barbecue on my balcony, and some garden furniture, and I put up a gazebo when people come over.
I tie it down with cable ties. I'd find it awkward if it blew off and killed a pedestrian. Unless they were a day tripper down from London, in which case it wouldn't be too big an issue, except it might get broken.
Sassy ...I think 10 Downing Street should follow your example. Yellow, instead of black, would make everyone feel cheerful as they went into Cabinet meetings.