The true meaning of Weight Gain.

[Jemisa]

I didn't put this in Jokes because I thought a lot more ladies would see it here. - Jem




With time, women gain weight because we
accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there
is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't
heavy, we are enormously cultured,
educated and happy.
>>>>
Beginning today, when I look at my arse
in the mirror I will think,
“Good grief, look how smart I am!”
Must be where “Smart Arse” came from!

Remember.
Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our Breath Away

[mccfluff]

well i am a genius

[Teddy_boy]

And i thought it was down to the amount of chocolate and cakes they ate.
When asked by my wife if her bum looked big in a dress , i replied honestly " of course dear , you have a big bum ". She didnt appreciate my honesty.
Even though previously she has told me it is one of my better qualities.

[Jemisa]

So now Teddy you know how wrong you were.

jem

[Teddy_boy]

Jemisa I refer you to the first line of my previous post.

[Bobbisox]

nice one Jem........:-)

[starone]

Great - I shall now not feel so guilty when I eat the chocolate and cakes to which Teddy refers.

[starone]

Damn it pixi, if you don't stop boasting, I shall have to stop eating to compete with you - 7 and a half stone, lucky you. :-)

[starone]

OMG pixi - I didn't think of the downside of it. I am always dieting to try and lose a bit so thought it would be nice to be thin, but not that nice obviously. btw, I do not think for a moment that you are thick, so stop putting yourself down.

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