Part 5 Hope you think it was worth your patience!!!

CailinDeas | 17:05 Thu 07th Apr 2011 | Jokes

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There was music playing in the room, and I realized that the song was 'Dancing Queen' by ABBA. I remarked to Andy that, of all the songs that could be playing during this particular procedure, 'Dancing Queen' had to be the least appropriate.
'You want me to turn it up?' said Andy, from somewhere behind me.
'Ha ha,' I said. And then it was time, the moment I had been dreading for more than a decade. If you are squeamish, prepare yourself, because I am going to tell you, in explicit detail, exactly what it was like.
I have no idea. Really. I slept through it. One moment, ABBA was yelling 'Dancing Queen, feel the beat of the tambourine,' and the next moment, I was back in the other room, waking up in a very mellow mood.
Andy was looking down at me and asking me how I felt. I felt excellent. I felt even more excellent when Andy told me that It was all over, and that my colon had passed with flying colors. I have never been prouder of an internal organ.

Part 4

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ummmm

Why couldn't you have put it in 1 post?

I'm not reading 5 posts to try and get a joke...

dotty.

I guess you had to be there

dotty.

don't be lazy ummm, read all 5 parts then you'll know that it isn't funny

ummmm

Well your answer made me laugh...so that will do for me :-)

RATTER15

And the punch line is in part 6?

CailinDeas

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I thought that the author's descriptive writing style was very amusing. I believe he is a Pulitzer Prize winner, and I can understand why.

DTCwordfan

The Archbish of Canterbury, useless man he is, is looking for someone to write his sermon for April the 29th, i.e. the Royal Beano

Perhaps you could volunteer your services.

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CailinDeas

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I didn't write it - wish I had. I could do with the Pulitzer Prize money (LOL).

boxtops

I;ve just caught up with part 5 now, you have to read them.....

Count-A-Strong

Jeez. Horrible 1970s Americanistic prose and about as funny as a dose of clap. Nd why you couldn't have put it all in one post gawd knows.

johne1892

Are you honestly taking the Mick?......terrible yank writing, waste of time, don't ever post this again....

...ever....

do you hear?

wildwood

So I didn't miss anything then.....

askyourgran

I thought I would just spare the last half hour of today reading this. I wish I hadn't now I could have gone to bed and read a couple of chapters of my book.
Mr Ask had to undergo this experience a couple of years ago. He was so unnerved by the power of the laxitive and that it may be still working, coupled with the fact that the doctor told him that he may have a bit of wind after the procedure, my daughter made him sit on a newspaper when she drove him home.