Price

[marval]

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother, you don't understand." "I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price."

"Well the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" Says her mum. "Those turkey rolls only cost a few pounds."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket...What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mother when I went to cook it. I looked at the directions on the package and it said prepare from a frozen state, so I flew to Alaska."

[supersuezy24]

Good One :)

[wildwood]

A the risk of being molested by a Blonde.... Good one marval.